Mortimer George Creations

Someone at work anonymously left a slice ‘o Key Lime pie on my desk last week. To date, I do not know who it was. The culprit is obviously an enemy. They are disturbingly still on the loose.I have a vision of him or her peering around the corner.They are snickering and hoping I eat the entire sugar-injected utter deliciousness. They want me to regain the 45 pounds I lost in the last six months…all in one sitting.There is a mole in my circle! Or, could the saboteur  simply be a temptress or an harlot of some sort… quid pro quo? They must know me very, very well. They must know that THIS pie is on my short list of all-time favorite desserts right behind 1a.) German Chocolate cake, and 1aa.) Tres Leche cake. I find the three equally irresistible and tantalizing. “Taste my tartness, my silky smooth exterior, devour me!”, she whispered in my ear.  I quickly jumped in my car and brought my new sweetie pie home with me, unscathed.But I was in a trance as she stared at me with that gaze, you know the one.The one with that come hither look, all succulent and crumby and stuff. “Taste my tartness, my silky smooth exterior and devour me!”,  she said again. She stayed over that night in the cool place  she loves so much. There was just enough coolness to create a firm perkiness of desire. It was also warm enough to melt on the tip of my tongue. She trembled in my firm grip. I stole a brief but substantial nibble. At that very moment, I knew there would be no turning back.I was enamored with the sheer thought of meeting once again but alas, I acquiesce… Gulp. Belch. Belch again. Ecstasy. Yep, all that over one slice ‘o Key Lime pie you ask?  It was orgasmic ! So… tell me about the dessert that you find enticingly irresistible or do you prefer multiple…desserts?